Pope Thought To Be Heading To The Frack Stops Here in Lancashire

Rumour has it that the Lancashire fracking issue has hit the international headlines so large that The Pope is on the way to Preston for a papal visit to see why the feck England is even bothering talking about fracking when everyone else is having a renewables revolution

The Pope, also known as The Eco Pope and Pope Greeney the First, is thought to want to speak to Lancashire Councillors regarding their decision whether to let the frackers frack the crap out of Lancashire despite 98% of polled people saying NO FRACKING IN LANCASHIRE, NO FRACKING ANYWHERE

The Pope is thought to be a central figure in a global Renewable Energy cabal and a spokesperson from The Vatican says “The Pope is proper green innit”

The Frack Stops Here takes place in Preston, Lancashire, commencing Tuesday 23rd June 2015

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One thought on “Pope Thought To Be Heading To The Frack Stops Here in Lancashire

  1. i pray to god he does some good I just pray LCC sees sense in this and REFUSES I unfortunately live in this god forsaken place 5 miles away from where the want to FRACK I live in constant fear

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